A: he went around killing gingers. A: say something like “i’m one of those males who love redheads. The other is a vampire. A tan redhead is like a smart blonde. I must confess: i have the same interesting taste for gingers guys (and the same attraction for what they had under his pants too hehe). Why both?” asks the poor man. The ginger says, “i want a huge mansion with a hundred rooms and twenty floors, all made of pure gold.
Ginger jock jerks his johnson. A: a ginger snap.