Comic of guy jerk off

Edit: yes, i really did walk in on someone doing this. This is a few years after your post. I got the feeling his mother carefully arranged this. He sighed and muttered something inaudible, but which clearly contained “fucking open mikers.

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Frankly, looking like total shit would probably help my career. I might look like him, but behind the fake teeth and the long hair is a man changed by the reality of cancer.